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Training For Beginners

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TRAINING FOR BEGINNERS



To train a dog the things you need
Should be a collar and a lead
The other thing to use as well
Would be a training manual


Leave him sat and walk away
Call him and he wants to play
He runs off and as a rule
Leaves you feeling like a fool
Coax him back then start again
The book has taught you how to train
You say sit the Dog just stands
ignoring all of your commands

So you grab him by the scruff
scream that you have had enough
take the manual that you’ve read
and beat him swiftly about the head

Then it dawns upon your mind
a training club would be more kind
There they teach you both together
to live in harmony forever


By Margaret Senior
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