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Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby Caron1970 » 22 Nov 2011, 18:42

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
He found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, and decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die & I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Followed by.........................................


To save the economy, on 30th November 2011

The PM will announce that he is ordering the Borders Agency to start deporting old people ( instead of illegals ) in order to lower Social Security and NHS costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and most will not remember how to get back home!

I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD BUGGER, RUN!!

Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone
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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby Glenys » 22 Nov 2011, 19:46

:rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby jackiem » 22 Nov 2011, 21:19

:rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby mollie » 22 Nov 2011, 22:12

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Mr Bumpy - always in our hearts xx

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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby playpen » 22 Nov 2011, 23:18

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby carolb » 07 Dec 2011, 20:13

x29 :1939:
Rehoming co ordinator. Tel 07399559202.
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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby Honeyroar » 08 Dec 2011, 16:22

Those are fantastic! Lol!
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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby rhoda4 » 08 Dec 2011, 16:54

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Financial Planning & the Economy

Postby Hoeppner6 » 27 Nov 2018, 10:55

That’s interesting. I was just busy finding some tips and tricks for budget planning 2019-20. It is not easy to create a good plan that includes investments and was just wondering if you could suggest few options that can help in income tax saving plus provide good ROI.
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