Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss ATC controllers; sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish foreign minister.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a kiss followed by a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Sarkozy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks, everyone is extremely shocked and embarrassed.
Angela Merkel thinks:
Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have kissed the Irish girl in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The Irish girl thinks:
Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have tried to kiss me in the dark, but missed and kissed Merkel and she slapped his cheek.
Sarkozy thinks:
Why me ? That perfidious Cameron must have groped the Irish girl in the dark knowing that I'd get the blame for it and she slapped me...the English bast**d.
And Cameron thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can kiss the back of my hand again and smack that little French sod another time
End of the Tunnel
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Many a true word spoken in jest
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I like that one Gary, have you changed your joke book
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Love it!
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Nice one Gary - I like your new joke bookLinda&David wrote:
I like that one Gary, have you changed your joke book
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And I've learnt a new word too!
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