Annual Check Up
Posted: 25 Jan 2012, 12:41
During my annual check up , my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, warded off a snarling dog in heavy undergrowth, marched up and down several rocky hills, forced a way through areas of thick matted nettles and thistles , crawled out of quicksand and took four 'leaks' behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
'No,' I replied, I'm, just a rubbish golfer."
Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, warded off a snarling dog in heavy undergrowth, marched up and down several rocky hills, forced a way through areas of thick matted nettles and thistles , crawled out of quicksand and took four 'leaks' behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
'No,' I replied, I'm, just a rubbish golfer."