Labrador Rescue

NHS TODAY

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Stafford Hospital .
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week,
a biopsy from another Mr.. Sanders arrived as well.We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way
the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests
once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"


"The NHS Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him."

That's a cracker

Joanna x

I was chatting to a chap in a bar and he told me he had just got a job at the local hospital.

Apparently he has to visit the nurse stations once every hour and lift the nurse off one stool and place her on another one.

Its something to do with prevention of pressure sores.

Many years ago when I worked at a famous heart hospital I had to take some samples to the lab.I had a smple of my own to take as well as my doctor used the same lab.My result--I was pregnant--slight problem I was a 50yr old male.OUCH !!!!
Geddes.