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12_paws
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Classified ads

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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little blighter. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Des x

Desley and Finn
Harley & Diesel, safe in my heart
Lins
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Re: Classified ads

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Lins, Molly and Scooby

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playpen
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Re: Classified ads

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
We must be married to the same lady :read:
HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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