Relationships

[playpen]

1] Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.

2] Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.

3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!

4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.

5] Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

6] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


7] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.


8] Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.

9] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.

10] They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!

11] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

12] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

13] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

14] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[Glenys]

Very good John made me smile

I make no secret of the fact I've been married three times so has Sam and if God forgives me this time I promise I wont do it again

[Lins]

[12_paws]

brought a smile to a wet afternoon!

[Judynjake04]

Can't beat having a laugh, thank you.