Relationships
Posted: 26 Aug 2012, 19:39
1] Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.
2] Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
5] Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
6] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
7] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.
8] Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.
9] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.
10] They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
11] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
12] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
13] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
14] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
especially if you take them while driving.
2] Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
5] Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
6] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
7] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.
8] Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.
9] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.
10] They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
11] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
12] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
13] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
14] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
