Does anyone have Oxfams number?......... Apparently they can supply an entire family with water for just two pounds a a month. I'm paying over fifty for mine.
My mate's having a bad day. He's just got up and found a note from his wife.She has left him and took the satellite dish and all his Bob Marley Cd's . poor sod, no woman, no sky.
Woman says to her husband "You only want sex after you've been drinking" "That's not true!" he says, "Sometimes I want a kebab"
Just sat here reminiscing, I must be getting old. I remember going shopping with a fiver in my pocket. I came home with a pair of jeans, a new jacket, a pair of hush puppies, and a bottle of Bacardi. You can't do that now. Bloody CCTV cameras.
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All the Best Dave and family.
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Dave's back, everyone!
Mr Bumpy, Jess and Tilly always in our hearts xx
Marge and Jess x
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Good One,s Dave
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