The wife left a note on the fridge.
"It's Not Working, I can't take any more. Gone to stay at my mothers".
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what the hell she was talking about... The fridge works fine.
WOMEN, who can understand them!
Its Not Working!
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Re: Its Not Working!
Reminds me of another joke relating to a fridge Gary....
Why are married women heavier than single women?
When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed then goes to the fridge.
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Re: Its Not Working!
Now that I Like Joanne
I will give you 2 for your Joke Gary
Reminds me of another joke relating to a fridge Gary....
Why are married women heavier than single women?
When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed then goes to the fridge.
I will give you 2 for your Joke Gary
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Re: Its Not Working!
Both sides of the coin eh?Des
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