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The wife left a note on the fridge.

"It's Not Working, I can't take any more. Gone to stay at my mothers".

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what the hell she was talking about... The fridge works fine.

WOMEN, who can understand them!

Reminds me of another joke relating to a fridge Gary....

Why are married women heavier than single women?

When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed then goes to the fridge.

Now that I Like Joanne

Reminds me of another joke relating to a fridge Gary....

Why are married women heavier than single women?

When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed then goes to the fridge.

I will give you 2 for your Joke Gary

Both sides of the coin eh?
Des