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40 years of marriage

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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish. !

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!... The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember, fairies are female .....
Lins, Molly and Scooby

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Love it!
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:rofl: Fabulous

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:rofl: :rofl:

Love it!!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Classic!
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:rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl:
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The logic eacaped him! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
When one door closes another door ALWAYS opens- and we may never know what the grand plan is, but believe me, the universe will give you everything you deserve if you just have faith. Karma is a beautiful thing.
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