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Lins
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street ; one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool They go with a government official to examine the wall.
The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about £900: £400 for materials, £400 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'
The Bristol contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, 'I can do this job for £700: £300 for materials, £300 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'
The Liverpool contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the Government official and whispers, "£2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'
The Liverpool contractor whispers back, '£1000 for me, £1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Bristol to fix the wall.'
'Done!' replies the government official.




And that friends, ...... is how it all works. :shock:
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Classic - i have nicked it!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(what's even more worrying, is that is exactly how it works!)
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Love it :rofl:

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:1966: :1968: :1970:

Brilliant x
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Love it
So that's where all our money goes!
:?
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