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12_paws
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The holiday!

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A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old
gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the
glamorous destinations around the world.
The agent had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the
window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop, "I know that on your pension you could
never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous
resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight
tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.
Then, as can be expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.
"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've
come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. Who was that old b***er I
had to share the room with?"

ACTUALLY, SOME OF US MIGHT ASK THE SAME QUESTION EVERY MORNING ....... !

Des
Des x

Desley and Finn
Harley & Diesel, safe in my heart
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:rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl:
Helen and Merry x

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:rofl: :rofl:
Lins, Molly and Scooby

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:rofl: :rofl:

Joan x
Joan and George x
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