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40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful b***ers should remember fairies are female.....
Des x

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: I've read that to my husband you do have to be careful what you wish for :rofl: :rofl:

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