One From the Girls.......

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scubakim
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One From the Girls.......

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When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

I must get back to parking my broom now :rofl:
Kim, Murphy & Amy x

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: and so, so true :P
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Mr Bumpy, Jess and Tilly always in our hearts xx

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Marge and Jess x
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Labradors laugh with their tails
A Labradors face feels like home
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TOUCHE! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Joanna & Toby xx
Willow, my labrador soulmate, my one in a million..
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ohhh, I like it!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Love it! Thanks Kim!
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Remembering my beautiful Meg 1992-2008 and my darling Mollie 2009-2018
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