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PAM AYRES Sat Nav - a must have!

I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are.


I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.


It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty k's an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".


It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.


It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.


It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.


I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.


It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?


Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!


Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.
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:rofl: I can almost hear that in Pam Ayres voice :rofl: :rofl:
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Just read this to my OH and he liked it (a bit too much if you ask me)!!!! He's always saying he drives perfectly well when I'm not in the car so why does he need a running commentary of what he's doing wrong when I am in the car :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I really don't know what he means I'm only being helpful :thumbup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Haha very good cept its opposite in my car its me driving and Sam who is the annoying satnav :1001:
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Glenys wrote:Haha very good cept its opposite in my car its me driving and Sam who is the annoying satnav :1001:

Snap! Substitute Sam's name for Dave and I'm there in the driving seat with you. :2014:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sam is always saying stuff like we are coming up to a roundabout no S*** I hadn't noticed :1001: :1001:


Or the lights are changing arghhhhhhhhh :1001:
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