The Wager

Lets share your funnies and have a laugh!

Keep them clean - remember we have young users on the forums!

Moderator: Forum Moderators

Post Reply
Lins
Senior User
Senior User
Posts: 4999
Joined: 01 Nov 2008, 19:38

The Wager

Post by Lins »

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For £10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a £10 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement'.
Lins, Molly and Scooby

Image
A house isn't a home without at least one Labrador
User avatar
Aileen
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 786
Joined: 04 Jan 2007, 00:11
Location: Larkhall, Scotland

Re: The Wager

Post by Aileen »

Ha ha; good one, Lins!!! :1968: :1968: :1968:
Love,
Aileen xx

"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
User avatar
Glenys
Glenys
Glenys
Posts: 7359
Joined: 31 Dec 2006, 16:54
Location: Lancashire
Contact:

Re: The Wager

Post by Glenys »

Brilliant :rofl:
JoanG
Senior User
Senior User
Posts: 2608
Joined: 06 Jun 2008, 14:25

Re: The Wager

Post by JoanG »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Joan x
Joan and George x
Diesel Kate
Senior User
Senior User
Posts: 2803
Joined: 31 Aug 2007, 10:09
Location: Cheshire

Re: The Wager

Post by Diesel Kate »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
SusanKerr
Senior User
Senior User
Posts: 347
Joined: 12 Mar 2011, 11:05
Location: ABERLOUR, BANFFS, SCOTLAND

Re: The Wager

Post by SusanKerr »

Brilliant!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

nearly choked on my morning tea!!
Post Reply