They came from near and far.
Some dogs came by aeroplace,
Some came by motor car.
But before the dogs could enter or even have a look,
They had to take their backsides off and hang them on a hook.
As the dogs were seated,
Each Mother Son and Sire,
In ran a little yellow dog and shouted FIRE, FIRE.
The dogs were in a hurry and didn't have time to look,
So, each one grabbed a backside that was hanging on a hook.
Now, that is why you'll often see a dog leave a juicy bone,
To smell at another dogs backside,
In the hope of findings it's own.
It gets my vote x
The oldies are the besties.
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