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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
Yes,' I sighed. 'She was my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she has not been sober since.'
'My God!' said my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
Therefore, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.
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The Future of Nursery Rhymes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shxx, it's Global Warming.
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