Fad Diets

Garyt · Post by **Garyt** » 29 Aug 2008, 22:16

I have 2 dogs and i was buying a large bag of Burns in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till,
A woman behind me asked if i had a dog?
On impulse i replied No,I was starting the Burns diet again although on reflection i probaly should`nt as I`d ended up in hospital the last time,but I`d lost 31/2 stone before waking up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices,and IV,s in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Burns nuggets,and simply to eat one or two everytime you feel hungry,and seeing it is nutritionally complete I was going to try it again.
Horrified she asked if I had ended up in hospital as a result of being poisoned?

I told her no .It was because I was sat in the road licking my B***s and was hit by a car.!!!
Stupid woman why else would i buy dog food.....

sorry if a bit close to the mark

Glenys · Post by **Glenys** » 29 Aug 2008, 22:32

Did the diet work tho :D

natty · Post by **natty** » 30 Aug 2008, 08:54

i know i shouldn't laugh but I did!!! very funny

geddes · Post by **geddes** » 30 Aug 2008, 15:18

Thanks for cheering me up. :D :D :D
geddes