Children

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Glenys
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Post by Glenys »

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!


1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down, and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat, word for word,
what you shouldn't have said

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own

6. We childproofed our homes ...
but, they are still getting in!
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So So True :lol: :lol:
Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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:lol: :lol:
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:P :P
Gemma xx
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