The things children say

[LabRes1]

Children Writing About the Sea..

1)This is a picture of an octopus It has eight testicles. (Kelly age6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age8)

6) My uncle goes out in a boat with pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) One holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

Ah the wisdom of children!!

[CarolynM]

Oh the embarressment of it

When Martin first started school, every Monday they had to fill in a "News Book" with what they had done over the weekend - the kids used to put all sort of exciting things in, but not Martin!!

"Lauren and I were fighting and mummy came and told us off" and he had drawn a picture of me wearing not very much!!!! (I have always told them to tell the truth but I didn't want him to be that honest!!) :toothy7:

His teacher was an very prim and proper teacher of the old school - I don't know how she kept a straight face - I was mortified!!

[Glenys]

this thread is great I also think we should post our humouros experiances

and spelling

[DavidandGina]

Just what we all need after a bad day.
Gina
xx