TOILET HUMOUR

[Blakey]

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was

recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls

were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips

to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance

man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.



Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called

all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance

man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major

problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you

can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate

how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the

maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.



He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and

cleaned the mirror with it.



Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.



There are teachers.... and then there are educators.

[DavidandGina]

Love it :D :D

[CarolynM]

You can almost picture the scene - a cross between St Trinians and a Carry On film!!

[gaily]

good one, i will tell john., He's a school caretaker xx