DELIA'S WAY !

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Blakey
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DELIA'S WAY !

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Delia's Way:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

The Real Woman's Way:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.



Delia's Way:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way:
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.



Delia's Way:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way:
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.



Delia's Way:
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough ! Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."



Delia's Way:
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way:
It could keep forever. Who eats it?



Delia's Way:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont care anyway !



Delia's Way:
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way:
Why do I have a man?


Finally the MOST IMPORTANT tip

Delia's Way;
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Real Woman's Way:
Left over wine???? Helllloooo!!
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Post by Glenys »

very good I like the ice one not much chance of left over wine here :lol:

the other week I was stuck for something for tea so I found a jar of sweet and sour sauce in the cupboard so I made the meal and then after was washing the jar when I looked at the lid :roll: :roll:
BEST BEFORE 2004 !!!



I MUST CLEAN MY CUPBOARDS OUT MORE OFTEN :lol:
cazmar

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:D :D
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