ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS !

[Blakey]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some ACTUAL label instructions on consumer goods


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accident if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers ! )
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
( and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
( but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
( but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
( I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
( as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
( now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly."
( I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or privates."
( Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

[cazmar]

They all had me laughing :D
carol

[CarolynM]

I had a good laugh at these :D

I bet any men reading winced at the last one tho

[Toadess]

:D :D :D Just what I needed, :D :D
just been on a course so some light relief needed. :D :D

Cheers
Sandra

[Glenys]

[andrea]

superb!! :D xx

[gaily]

ive just been sat belly laughing at my laptop for ages, the kids think im barmy xx

[DavidandGina]

:D :D :D
Gina
xx

[Lauren]

In comes resident Joke-spoiler :D

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

Peanuts are actually legumes :D

Also, there are 2 types of "nut" allergy, peanut allergy, and tree nut allergy (almonds, cashews, etc...). So you could be able to eat one type but go into shock when you eat another type :)

[CarolynM]

My daughter - the vegetarian!!!!