THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN EXPLAINED

[Blakey]

NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Moron and Four-Eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw
in £10, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

* A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
sale

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337...
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

* Women love cats.

* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
cats.

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
does.

DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.

[DavidandGina]

:D :D :D
Gina
xx

[andrea]

wonderful xx