Ode to Andrex

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Debt
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Ode to Andrex

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There is a brand of toilet roll
With an advert you all know
It shows a Labrador puppy
With paper on the go

This brand had another advert
Rollaphobia was its name
The puppy had the right idea
Instead of the paper playing game

I am here to tell them
Showing a puppy isn’t best
Chasing after toilet paper
Is not always like the rest

Now I'm certainly a Labrador
An overgrown puppy you might say
I can show this well known brand
That with their paper I won’t play

And as for the rollaphobia
There’s not much I can add
Avoidance isn’t in my nature
But leaving them is mad

I haven't had that many toys
But now nothing else is good enough
For when it comes to cardboard tubes
I really loves the stuff

So Andrex, here’s my message
Please take these words as said
I am an overgrown puppy
And your cardboard tubes I’ll shred

I knows just what I likes
And your paper will not do
So listen Andrex and take my advice
Put your adverts in the loo

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Love Bridget Biggy Boo xxxx
(was known as Fudge but me + Mum preferred Bridget Biggy Boo)
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Love it.

I detest those Andrex adds and won't buy the product for that reason alone. :2012: :2012:
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Well said!! :thumbup:
Mr Bumpy, Jess and Tilly always in our hearts xx

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Re: Ode to Andrex

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I don't buy it either.

Well Bridget Biggy Boo,

Coco wouldn't of left the evidence she wouldn't chew the roll she would just eat it. :1966:
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Who ever said diamonds are a girls best friend..... Never owned a Labrador or three
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