When Purdey met the Pekingese

[arlyj]

based on a real encounter Friday evening in Kelvindale Park

when Purdey met the Pekingese
she went up to say hello
it moved
she jumped into the air
and ran away
ho ho

[Lins]

[arlyj]

Part 2. The right to reply

Friday I met a Pekingese
It looked like a cuddly toy.
When it moved
I got a fright
and ran away.
oh joy

Purdey x


tbc

[arlyj]

Part 3. What the Pekingese has to say

In the park I met a big black dog
Although she was a stranger
I acted tough
and chased her off
'cos I'm a secret
Power Ranger


The Peke x

[Lins]

Waiting for part 4.

p.s. Molly thinks she is a power ranger cos I'm a countryside ranger, but don't tell her she isn't.

[arlyj]

Ok, Part 4. From Buster's perspective

The night I met the peeking geese
it looked just like its mum
Long blond hair
a squished up face
and a pom pom on its
.....
BUSTER!!!!!!!!!
wash your mouth out

xx

[arlyj]

p.s. Molly thinks she is a power ranger cos I'm a countryside ranger, but don't tell her she isn't.

Buster says Molly can be his Power Ranger any time

[arlyj]

Part 5. The Apology
Buster would like to apologise for any offence his previous post may have caused to the Pekingese and has issued the following statement...

the night I met the Pekingese
she was walking with her owner
with her long blond hair
and her cute wee nose
perhaps I ought to
phone her?

[arlyj]

Part 6. And finally.....

the night I met the big black lab
he greeted me with so much joy
but I've got news for you my friend
yep, you guessed it, I'm
a BOY

Peke x

the end

[Lins]

Thank you. I have just read them all through again, and I'm grinning. Really enjoyed those.