A present for the teacher.

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Ablineth
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A present for the teacher.

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On the first day of school, the children all brought gifts for the teacher

The florist's son brought her a bouquet of flowers.

The sweet shop owner's son brought her a beautiful box of chocolates.

Then the son from the wine shop brought up a really big heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

" Is it wine ?" she asked

"No" the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked,
"Is it champagne?"

"No" said the little boy.

"It's a puppy!"


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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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