On the first day of school, the children all brought gifts for the teacher
The florist's son brought her a bouquet of flowers.
The sweet shop owner's son brought her a beautiful box of chocolates.
Then the son from the wine shop brought up a really big heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
" Is it wine ?" she asked
"No" the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked,
"Is it champagne?"
"No" said the little boy.
"It's a puppy!"
Ky
A present for the teacher.
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A present for the teacher.
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