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'Dogs Welcome'

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.

Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?'

cid:2.805211156@web83607.mail.sp1.yahoo.com

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who rote:


SIR:

I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.

I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.

And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.

Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brilliant :thumbright:
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Excellent. I might adapt that for our website as we run dog-friendly holiday cottages. It's true that it's never the dog that causes the problem. At the moment we've got 3 cavalier king charles spaniels and 2 red setters staying. We always tend to prefer the dog owners to the non-dog-owners; generally they seem to be more friendly and of course we instantly have something in common with them.


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