1. Aspire to be Barbie - that girl has everything
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every colour
3. Take life with a pinch of salt.......A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far, I've lost 15 days)
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let you greatest fear be that there is no PMS and that this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little word, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
10. Don't get you knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2011 - turn it into lemondade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bull****
13. Keep you chin up - only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. By the time a woman realises her mother was right, she has a daughter who whinks she's wrong.
Good friends are like stars.............You don't always see them but, you know they are always there.
Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow but, live for today.
