The Secret Of Long Life

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playpen
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The Secret Of Long Life

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A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his corn-flakes every morning.

The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. :1968:
HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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:rofl:
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