sniffer dog

[LabRes1]

A man gets on an airplane, and is very surprised, when the seats at the side of him are taken by a man and his labrador, on asking him why he has been allowed to bring his dog onto the plane.The man explains, that his dog is a sniffer dog, and they have had information that, smugglers have targeted this plane, so when they are airborne he will set the dog to work, and if he finds anything he will let him know, and he will inturn inform the captain, who will radio ahead and have the police waiting when they land.

Soon after reaching the cruising altitude,the dog gets of the seat and walks down the isle, he stops at a lady's seat, licks her hand and returns to his seat barking once, the officer writes the lady's seat number down, and explains that means shes smuggling marijuana, the dog then sets off again, he stops at a mans seat and rolls over then returns to his seat and barks twice, that mans smuggling cocaine.So he writes his seat number down ,the dog sets of again this time he goes to the back of the plane, runs round in a circle three times, then scampers back as fast as he can, and climbs onto the seat and poos all over it. Why did he do that asks the first man. The officer replies I think hes found a bomb.

[Simbas Mum]

Thats bad

[Mad Maisie]

Gill, Meg and Maisie

[playpen]

Just been through the Humour archives as i needed cheering up.

I have missed that one before.

That did the trick

[Garyt]

[Mollypoos]

Sarah and Millie

[Diesel Kate]

And friends wonder why I do not do flying.

[playpen]

On some Airlines assistance dogs are now allowed to travel in the cabin with their owners.

This is because it was found to be stressfull for the dog in the hold and crated and they went on strike,particulaly Guide dogs.

Therefore If you find a dog on your next flight check out the Jacket its wearing before screaming.

One one American airline journey they had to make a one hour stop for refuelling and the Captain took a ladys guide dog out for toileting for her.

Imagine the scene when he returned and marched up the aisle wearing dark sunglasses and proceeded by a guide dog.

[mollymunch]

Best joke I've heard in ages

Alison x

[geddes]

I liked that one____everyone says I have a strange sense of humour.
Geddes.