What do you do all day??

[Lins]

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front garden.

The door of his wife's car was open and so was the front door to the house, and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the hallway, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over and the throw rug welded against one wall.

In thr front room, the TV was blaring a cartoon channel and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, and broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out of the bathroom door.

As he peered inside, he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys thrown over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and tooth paste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he reached the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in bed, in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happended here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work, and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes", was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it......"