An Irish Priest
An Irish priest was transferred to Brentwood from Compton.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the lovely fresh clean air and view the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local LAPD......
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Bronkowski. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at the Catholic Church on Sunset Blvd. in Brentwood.
There's a donkey lying dead on me front lawn."
Sergeant Bronsowski, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk.
"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment..............
Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainnly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
