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Raisin Bread

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A bakery owner hired a youg female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistance and at the loaves of bread behing the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man said.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When she decends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is "having company for dinner."

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

After many trips, she is tired and irritated, and begins to wonder, "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

Atop the ladder one more tme, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

"No", stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little." :2026:
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That's worth 5 stars
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That made me laugh!!!!!

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