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Read and Learn!!!!

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Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Ynonne's insistence on healty foods and excercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn't help, when they went on yet another holiday and their plane crashed, sending them off the Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favoutire clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when St. Peter said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be you home now."

They asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "Why, nothing," Peter replied, "remember, this is your reward in Heaven." Tony looked out of the window, and right there he saw a championhip golf couse, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth....

"What are the greens fees?," grumbled Tony............."This is Heaven," St. Peter replied. "You can play for free, every day."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. "Don't even ask," said St. Peter to Tony. "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."

Tony looked around and glanced nervously at Yvonne. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesteros foods and the decaffeinated tea?" he asked.

"That's the best part," St Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick.....This is Heaven."

"No gym to work out at?" said Tony
"Not unless you want to," was the answer.
"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...."
"Never again, All you do here is enjoy yourself."

Tony glared at Yvonne and said, "You and your ******* Bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!"
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I bet the weight watchers will love this one :1966:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I hope this IS what it's like!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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playpen wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I bet the weight watchers will love this one :1966:

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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