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Two Ladies in Heaven

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven



1st woman: Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Glenys that made me laugh out loud at my desk at work xxxxx
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kay.xx
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: brilliant!
Mr Bumpy, Jess and Tilly always in our hearts xx

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Marge and Jess x
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:1968: :1968: :1968: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Lins, Molly and Scooby

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