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playpen
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Golf Club Sign

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Golf Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART .

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP .

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING .

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER .

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE .

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU .

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS .

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING .

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES .

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL , GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF .
HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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:rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbright:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ann, Paul & Zac x
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:rofl: :1951: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Going to have copy this and send it to a golfing friend.
Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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