Christmas Crackers
Posted: 11 Dec 2011, 21:54
Attended a birthday party for one of my grand daughters today and on the table was Xmas crackers containing the following silly jokes.
Q.What sort of song would a ghost sing ?
A. A Haunting melody.
Q. What you call a row of men waiting for a haircut.?
A. A barbercue
Q. If a Crocodile skin makes a pair of shoes.
What do you make with banana skins.?
A. Slippers
Q. What did the cobbler say when a swarm of flies entered his shop?
A. Shoo!
Come on add some more!
Q.What sort of song would a ghost sing ?
A. A Haunting melody.
Q. What you call a row of men waiting for a haircut.?
A. A barbercue
Q. If a Crocodile skin makes a pair of shoes.
What do you make with banana skins.?
A. Slippers
Q. What did the cobbler say when a swarm of flies entered his shop?
A. Shoo!
Come on add some more!