An Irish Priest
Posted: 18 Mar 2012, 20:32
Hope you all had a fantastic St. Patrick's Day 
An Irish Priest
An Irish priest was transferred to Brentwood from Compton.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the lovely fresh clean air and view the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local LAPD......
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Bronkowski. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at the Catholic Church on Sunset Blvd. in Brentwood.
There's a donkey lying dead on me front lawn."
Sergeant Bronsowski, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk.
"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment..............
Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainnly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
An Irish Priest
An Irish priest was transferred to Brentwood from Compton.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the lovely fresh clean air and view the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local LAPD......
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Bronkowski. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at the Catholic Church on Sunset Blvd. in Brentwood.
There's a donkey lying dead on me front lawn."
Sergeant Bronsowski, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk.
"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment..............
Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainnly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
