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Classified ads

Posted: 26 Mar 2012, 19:39
by 12_paws
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little blighter. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Re: Classified ads

Posted: 26 Mar 2012, 19:40
by Lins
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Classified ads

Posted: 29 Mar 2012, 22:43
by playpen
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
We must be married to the same lady :read: