(Apologies to those of Irish descent)
THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?.
It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't
got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
"Fencing."
The first olympic joke?
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Re: The first olympic joke?
Yes, the first Olympic 2012 joke that I've heard...
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