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The first olympic joke?

Posted: 20 May 2012, 18:25
by 12_paws
(Apologies to those of Irish descent)
THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?.

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't
got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,

"Fencing."

Re: The first olympic joke?

Posted: 20 May 2012, 19:44
by mollie
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: The first olympic joke?

Posted: 21 May 2012, 20:29
by Willow
Yes, the first Olympic 2012 joke that I've heard... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: