Mothers

[Glenys]

Mothers

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done

If you are going to kill each other do it outside

My Mother taught me religion

You better pray that comes out of the carpet

My Mother taught me about time travel

If you don’t straighten up Ill knock you into the middle of next week


My Mother taught me Logic

It’s because I said so Ok

My Mother taught me more logic

If you fall of that swing and break your neck you’re not going shopping with me

My Mother taught me foresight

Wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident

My Mother taught me Irony

Keep crying and ill give you something to cry for

My Mother taught me about justice

One day when you have kids I hope they turn out JUST like you.

[12_paws]

Oh i love that logic!

[Makky]

it's the irony for me

[Diesel Kate]

I rememberf it well from my mother and me to mine

[Glenys]

My mother would say you better not be sulking or I will knock your head off no wonder I turned out like I did

Do you remember when told off you would go in next room and pull your face? she would say I can see you ! and I wondered how can she see me ? but didnt doubt it

[Mandylab]

I remember the one about praying that mess comes out of the carpet. My goodness, it seemed like an eternity waiting to hear as to whether the stain had been successfully removed!! Also recall the clean underwear one too