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A Dog's prayer

Posted: 08 Nov 2012, 18:50
by Maggies Dad
Dear God: Here is a list of
just some of the things I must remember
to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats
it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,
crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's
crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand
straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately
drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
:1968:

Re: A Dog's prayer

Posted: 08 Nov 2012, 19:37
by Lins
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Brilliant

Re: A Dog's prayer

Posted: 08 Nov 2012, 20:43
by twig28
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Re: A Dog's prayer

Posted: 09 Nov 2012, 11:48
by playpen
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Some of these ring bells :1970:

Litter trays and bowls have to be picked up when Taffy goes visiting.

Re: A Dog's prayer

Posted: 09 Nov 2012, 11:55
by my bobby
Thats the best :1968: and so so true :1970: :1970:

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Carol and Bobby xx :2093: :2379:

Re: A Dog's prayer

Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 21:52
by 12_paws
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