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Racism

Posted: 18 Dec 2012, 19:17
by Garyt
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
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The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
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The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

Re: Racism

Posted: 18 Dec 2012, 19:21
by Lins
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Didn't see that one coming.

Re: Racism

Posted: 18 Dec 2012, 19:27
by Diesel Kate
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Racism

Posted: 18 Dec 2012, 20:06
by mollymunch
Lins wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Didn't see that one coming.
Me neither :rofl: :bravo:

Alison x

Re: Racism

Posted: 18 Dec 2012, 23:25
by playpen
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: