In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the wife stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
For some reason, women tend to like this joke ...
THE MEDIUM
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Diesel Kate
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Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts 
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Amy, Steve
Tilly, Meisha, Pip, Coco and Mazy
Miss our old girl everyday. RIP darling Katy.
Tilly, Meisha, Pip, Coco and Mazy
Miss our old girl everyday. RIP darling Katy.
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Yep, I definitely get this one!
Des x
Desley and Finn
Harley & Diesel, safe in my heart
Desley and Finn
Harley & Diesel, safe in my heart
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Willow
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I don't get it......
Joanna & Toby xx
Willow, my labrador soulmate, my one in a million..
Jan 2003 - May 2011
Willow, my labrador soulmate, my one in a million..
Jan 2003 - May 2011