The waiting Room

[Diesel Kate]

DISCLAIMER

Sorry for the 2"Wrong" words, but it would not be the same without them

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The Waiting Room


This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you
have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the
doctor today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting
room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full
of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something
and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the
answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and
then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

[jackiem]

[playpen]

Having a Bad Hair Day.
Tuned into the site and read your jokes.
Thanks.
The clouds lifted.
Keep them coming,we need a bit of humour to enable us to cope and remain sane in these days of doom and gloom.
John

[Garyt]

[baileysmum]